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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/7/2015 4:13:36 AM
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One of two things. 1-Isidro is getting kinky 2-He's gunna murder that poor girl
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Hey pants! I got a pal coming. Mind, if I buy some pants for him?
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Oh sorry about that tubbs. Didn't get your message. What's up?
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Um, can I get some pants for a friend?
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Alright. Photo and I.D for the friend please?
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Woah. Why?
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He isn't here. So I can't identify him. I like face-to-face deals. For all I know he could be using them for mass destruction!
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Really? Come on man? I don't have his I.D.
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Sorry tubs. Can you tell me who he is?
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Yes. ASAP PROXY...
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Why didn't you say so!! He's in critical isn't he?! What does he need?! I'll give anything for free...well within reason
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Critical? No. Wait, free? Yes, he is in critical condition. So, what pants do you have?
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Well a LOT! As you should know! What does HE need? I need details man come on!
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Idk what he wants. I just said I would get him some pants. Recommend any?
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Well I don't know shit about him! Just get him over here!
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*takes pants, and throws 20$* MY PANTS ARE REALLY BLOODY!!!
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Ok... Those pants are powerless. No benefits.
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*comes back and takes better pants, and gives other pants back*
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No. Not for 20$ *walks away distressed on your lame offer*
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100$!!!
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What kind of cheap peasant do you take me for?! These pants are one of a kind. They can grant your own unique abilities. And frankly I don't know you. And your offering me a shit deal. Get your mind set back right and we'll talk. [spoiler]my character is very sensitive about his pants.....[/spoiler]
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... How much? [spoiler]my pants are reeeeaaaalllllyyyy bloody[/spoiler]
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*sigh* What kind of pants do you want?
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Ok. I need pants that give me 1 power. I have 2000$ on me right now. How much you want?
