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"What?"
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"An explosive potato" (ノ^o^)ノ
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[b]I walk up behind you.[/b] Fyn, are you getting these potatoes from our storage?
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Then from where?
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"I have a portal to every potato farm"
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A soldier walks by, obviously drunk. "DEEZE NUTS!"
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"Here ya go" [b]I hand him a potato[/b]
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He faceplants.
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"Joy!"
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More potatoes
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"No its an explosive potato"
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I hate your potato addiction
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"Why?"
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*stays silent*
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"Any way the potato has modified C-4 in it"
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 8/7/2015 4:17:54 PMYou can fill anything with c-4 and it'll explode
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"I know right I used to have an obsession with carrots and did the same thing"
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I'm tempted to bite you
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"I'm tempted to detonate the potato"
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I'll be back soon *knocks the potato out of your hand and walks away*
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"OK? I guess" [b]as I pick up the potato[/b]
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*you hear something moving around in the ventilation system*
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"Is this gonna be like alien: isolation?"
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*the door to your room slams shut*