You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Living in the woods,
(Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) Killing for sport,
(Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Lenny Labeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Lenny Labeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sharpening an ax,
(Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fighting for your life with Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wrestling a knife from Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡+ ͜ʖ ͡+)
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Lenny LaBeouf ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
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Edited by Bugatti Boy: 8/10/2015 4:01:25 AM*standing ovation*
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Wait! He isn't dead: Shia Suprise!
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[quote]Wait! He isn't dead: Shia Suprise![/quote] HE'S GOT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES!
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But you can do jujitsu!!!!!
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Bodyslam Superstar Shia Labeouf!
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Legendary fight With Shia labeouf Normal Tuesday night For Shia labeouf
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[quote]Legendairy fight With Shia labeouf Normal Tuesday night For Shia labeouf[/quote] Fixed
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*claps furiously*
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[quote]*claps furiously*[/quote]