Long story behind this but after rejecting her she sent a text along the lines of "*starts singing to beyonce single ladies* if you liked it you probably shoulda -blam!-ed it". Then she called herself weird. She wanted the dickaroo. I still have that text actually haha.
Or maybe when a different girl had told me that she wasn't expecting the ol long shlong to be the length that it was. Then again that could also be a bad thing, not sure about that one.
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Was she hot?
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The first or second one?
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You added the second one in there after I responded, so the first one is the one I'm talking about.
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Eh, I wouldn't say hot. Definitely attractive but hot doesn't really fit.