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A mass of pure darkness rips your body to shreds. A random guy teabags you.
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The guy is me
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Or me. Or the next guy. Or all of us at separate times. Or maybe we're charging people to teabag you.
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*you wake up*
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*then shoots everyone*
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*no bullets*
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*everyone dies*
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*you shoot like a storm trooper.*
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*... with an aim bot*
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[spoiler]they'd still miss[/spoiler]