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Edited by xhitman504x:
8/5/2015 5:56:42 PM
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So one day I was walking and I spot this fine young lady making eyes my way. I felt on top of the earth. She was pointing my way to her friends and telling them things. I'm walking, feeling like a -blam!-ing pimp, and she still has her eyes on me. My friends start pumping me up to go talk to her, but before I did, I smiled at her an waved, and she smiled and waved back. I was telling my friends she is all into me and wants me and I grow the balls to walk over and introduce myself. As I get to her, the group get quiet and I mumble out "I noticed you looking at me." With all the confidence in the world I stood and waited for a reply. The group starts eruption with laughter and she says "your zipper is down."
Just like that, I left, but with a napkin, a napkin not covered in her telephone number, but a napkin covered in my tears.
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Yooo, shit dude that must've sucked. I had a similar experience to that before.
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I cry every time
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[quote]I cry every time[/quote]
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[quote][quote]I cry every time[/quote][/quote]
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O______O how do you sleep at night?
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Aaawww, damn dude. That's the worst:(
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Aw damn. That must've sucked...
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How you Grow your balls?
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My friend were bucking me up, dude. When the adrenaline is pumping, man you're unstoppable.
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They secretly wanted the D because they were looking down there :P
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1 bump = 1 prayer
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You the man.
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Edited by Blargwahar: 8/7/2015 1:16:22 AMUltimate fail
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Wow I'm sorry... [spoiler]but that's really funny[/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]FAIL[/u][/i][/b]
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Epic fail
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HAHHAAH
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I Love you 🇨🇦
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No homo luv u 2 bae
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Your my bae forever and ever
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You're gonna make me blush.
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I already made you cum
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Yes, shot a fat load of my kids all over my phone.
