My wife "I'm fixed so no more pregnancies." My wallet and I laughed and cried at the same time, then we made love like never before.
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How many children do you currently have?
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This is not how this is suppose to work. First you ask for nudes. I say no You ask again I flood your inbox with pictures of my penis holding a teddy bear You are speechless We don't talk for a week or two Eventually you are visited by an angel who tells you the meaning of life THEN AND ONLY THEN can you ask that question.
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Lol weirdo
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You love it
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I honestly hate the people on this site, they can never take anything seriously. Muted [spoiler]but not before i get them nudes bby[/spoiler]
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Acceptable response [spoiler]3 kids, love them all but cannot afford anymore[/spoiler]