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"Now give it back" [b]I hold out my hand[/b]
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*keeps holding it*
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[b]walks up slowly[/b] "drop it"
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*drops it and it's been salivated on*
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[b]grabs it[/b] "good boy"
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*stays silent*
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"What?"
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You're forgetting something
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"A belly rub?"
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Maybe
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"A treat?"
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Your choice
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"I don't have any treats but I do have this" [b]I pull out a baked potato[/b]
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Hmm...
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[b]as you inspect it you realize its a good potato[/b]
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Maybe you can carry me around
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"To were"
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Doesn't matter it's just so I can take naps
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"OK" [b]I pick you up[/b]
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Why were you carrying around a baked potato?
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"Because potato"
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That's not exactly an answer but oh well
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"That made sense in my head"
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Lots of things make sense to yourself until you explain it to others *touches your face*
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"Golf club!"