I'm being discriminated against. I came out as a cookiesexual a few months ago and have been mocked and scorned ever sense. Whether I'm at the movies or the park, people call me mean names like 'cookie fûcker' and 'Ottis Spankmeyer'. Someone went so far as to taunt me with a song. ♫Snickerdoodle Went To Town♫ A day ago, someone on the street was curious about the WSODIC Community (We Stick Our Dicks In Cookies) and went so far as to ask me a personal question. 'Do I find the Cookie Monster attractive?' I mean 'come on'! Who asks that kind of question?!... Of course I fantasize about that blue ass. What kind of cookiesexual would I be if I didn't? I'm not sure what to do. Help me, Flood.