What's the cutest/hottest thing a girl has said to you.
For girls it can be the cutest/Hottest thing a guy has said to you.
For me it would be "I'm not staring at you, I'm looking past you"
This person was really flirty and always stared at me.
[spoiler]I'm still forever alone though[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i cri evri tiem[/spoiler]
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Cash or Credit? And I [spoiler]said debit[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 10/12/2015 11:06:08 PM[quote]Get the hell away from me![/quote] *Sigh.* So cute. ︵(⊙ω⊙︵) [spoiler]ಥ﹏ಥ[/spoiler]
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"He's still inside me." Hawt
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I murdered this girl once, about 45 mins later I thought I heard her say "I love you" but it was actually me saying that. Lol the things you do
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Fist me squidward
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Can I borrow a pencil
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Edited by AssaszinDark: 10/13/2015 6:46:17 AM*girl giving head* *mom walks in* *stops* *mom walks out* (Has a lisp)"I'm not done wif you yet. ;)" - female *proceeds to give head* Ahh, good times. Good times indeed.
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"Go home buddy I work alone"
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Edited by FalconNCE: 10/13/2015 5:27:03 AMUmmm one time this girl said to me "your arm hair counts as pubicare". I am terrified XD (I was in school)
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Allahu Akbar
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"Bend over and take it like a man."
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Edited by An Ex-Guardian: 10/13/2015 1:34:23 AM
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"I want a divorce" Instant boner
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Well since you came all this way to see me get into bed and I'll get the lube and toys
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpet67TTVag
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Promiscuous
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"You look cute today" [spoiler]i crie evry tiem[/spoiler] [spoiler]nbdy got zi reference?[/spoiler]
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Can i go down on you?---> me No.---> her Why---> me Cuz i want you to blam! Me!-----> her
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>assuming a girl has talked to me
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Her: You want this booty detective Lenny? You gotta find it first Me: imma get dat booty! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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OMG! I never get this wet. Yeah, that one holds a special place in my heart ;)
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Get out
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<le me walking with grill <last time ill see this grill for a long time <grill keeps looking at me <i get confused Grill: I'm.. So bored.. Hehe... Le me: well.. What do you wanna do? Grill: well you know.. This is the last time we will see each other for a long time.. Le me: and? Grill: maybe.. We should do something together.. To... Uhm... Make this day memorable <am spooked <she gives me a cyoot smile <i look her in her eyes <she looks down and giggles <she grabs my hand <am sp00ked <i compare my hand size to hers Le me: hahahmmm.. Your hands are so small.. Grill: sh-shut up! <she blushes <then my little cousin shows up <won't leave us alone Sexy time = ruined.
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"What are you doing in my house"
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"I wanna lick your ass" Uhm [spoiler]what[/spoiler]
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