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Edited by SSDxCrunchyWolf:
8/5/2015 4:27:05 AM
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Cutest/Hottest thing a girl has said to you.
What's the cutest/hottest thing a girl has said to you.
For girls it can be the cutest/Hottest thing a guy has said to you.
For me it would be "I'm not staring at you, I'm looking past you"
This person was really flirty and always stared at me.
[spoiler]I'm still forever alone though[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i cri evri tiem[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHere it is [spoiler][b] [/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]i cri evrytim[/spoiler]
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Edited by KinkyPineapple: 8/7/2015 12:45:15 AMMe: "Suck my dick" Her: "ggbffgghfgvbfgbvv" Me: "Deep throat it bitch" Her: "gbbgghgggb" *pop* "gggbhgb" [spoiler]yes this is a true story[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShe said "-blam!- you" I said "okay" Judge said "guilty"
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Honestly, all my mates say things that are utterly adorable. My longtime crush has a way of just sorta throwing commentary out there that makes us all smile and laugh and generally goof around As to my other mate, she has a way of mocking the world that's just priceless.
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6 RepliesWant me to lick your cheek? Um. Maybe a little.
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3 Replies"Nice hair style what product do you use? Eh fûck that want to come over to my place?" Then she winked
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4 RepliesFist me daddy
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3 RepliesMy bf said the funniest thing because of auto correct but It made me love him all the more [spoiler]I love you with all my fart[/spoiler] to which I responded [spoiler]well, I love you with all my fart too, though...I think you meant heart [/spoiler]
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after my gf left for a vacation for 3 weeks, i went over to her house, she opened the door and she hugged me for a good 5 minutes without letting go, while saying "i missed u" over and over if uve ever heard someone say that to u, u know how it feels #NoHomo
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1 ReplyGirl: Hey, sexy! Me: How's it goin? Girl: Not you, asshole!
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1 Replycoming home after work to see my girlfriend wearing one of my sleeping shirts and when i ask why she has it on she says "i like your smell, it makes me miss you less"
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4 RepliesA Halloween or two ago I was with my friends and we saw these gorgeous girls wearing cupcake costumes, cue me "I eat my cupcakes from the bottom up" laughing with my friends The girls overhear and look right at me "We wouldn't mind if you ate us at anytime" I was so insecure back then that it made my year
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6 RepliesShe said "did I tell you to stop licking my ass, bitch." This happened last night.
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1 Reply"Sizzle, crack!" [spoiler]thats the most a grill has said to me[/spoiler]
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3 Replies>be me >math class >sitting next to 8/8 >her: dude, how does my butt look today? >*she turns around in chair* >mfw
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3 Replies"The lannisters send their regards" after she killed my entire wedding party and stabbed me in front of my mother.
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Ouch dad
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Your dick taste so good ummm ... I came when she said that ...ohhh yeah!!!!.. like never before !!!
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1 Replyi want to hump your face
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From my recent messages (NSFW) [spoiler]Show me how hard your dick gets[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMe: wanna do butt stuff Wife: not going to happen I cri evryteim
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6 RepliesEdited by t3h 3p1k duk: 8/5/2015 4:34:13 AMMe: What would I do with something that expensive? Her: Me Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesEdited by Valten X: 8/6/2015 10:19:29 PM[quote][b] [/b][/quote]
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15 Replies-me *shirtless at a water park* -Random girl as we walk past each other [quote]ooh, nice. *runs her finger nails across my left chesticle*[/quote] -me [quote]speechless[/quote]
