People don't comment on this thread ;-;
[spoiler]What is happening in your parallel universes? [/spoiler]
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I'm very happy and everything is working out perfectly in my parallel universe. [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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All humans but me died. I'm the last human on Earth. Saturday morning. I get up, look out the window, and see no cars driving and no people walking. Nothing to worry about. My street is empty from time to time. I turn on my PS4 and log into Elder Scrolls Online. Not a single player there but me. Still no reason to think I'm the last person on Earth. I check the news app on my smartphone, no news there. I check bungie.net forum, no one has posted since I went to bed. I turn on the radio, silence. I turn on the TV, nothing. I call my mom, no one picks up the phone. I call the police, same. Okay, what in god's name is going on? I go outside and still see no cars driving and no people walking. I go downtown and can't see a single soul. I... (am too lazy to continue right now)
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Things that aren't happening in our universe.
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I'm not on B.Net. It isn't 12:17 AM.
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F[b]u[/b]ck
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Griizly doesn't reply "Wat" to over half of all the replies on this thread. [spoiler]luv u bby[/spoiler]
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People have to come out as straight. And Bi and Gay people are normal. ^_^
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I pull Simon Cowell out of my ass
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Are there perpendicular universes?
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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe OP is fgt.
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In a parallel universe I probably never would have left the single life. I'd likely be out partying with my Bros while occasionally treating someone like shit because I never got over a few bad chicks in my time. I also would probably focus more on developing stories and characters instead of posting random crap I'm forums. Either universe I'm a different sort of mess.
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But wat if I is not legend?
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But what if the other me is not kill, and I am spooderman Doos this meen I am kill and Peter Pan?
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I am imperfect.
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Floodian Veterans are still around.
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EagleAssault probably... [spoiler]*cries*[/spoiler]
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>I leave my moms basement >I apply for a job at Microsoft >After several years of working there, I have made my way to co owner of Microsoft >Bill gates is assassinated and apparently I'm the only person who can be head of Microsoft. >I now own Microsoft >... >profit [spoiler]the last one was a lie because I completely messed up Microsoft and buy them in billions of dollars of dept[/spoiler] >drinks 2L of bleach >[b][u]win[/u][/b]
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A guy named TheSmartDuck comes to the forum
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Men have vaginas and women have penises
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Children are legal. [spoiler]God I'm terrible ;-;[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]merkmusic reference[/spoiler] ALLRIGHT DONT WORRY WE CAN HAVE A GIANT SWEATY ORGY
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There's like six girls fighting over who sucks my dick first.
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My threads are popular and I am not a sheep
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Girls, girls! There's room in my bed for all twenty of you!
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Uh I don't know