I start my freshman year of highschool in a couple of days, so does anyone have any tips considering that b.net mainly consists of older people
EDIT: 100 replies...I feel so special xD
EDIT: I changed days to weeks because some people flipped out about it xD
EDIT: Started School 2 days ago. Thanks for the advice OffTopic!
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Just listen. Fight the biggest senior jock and win. Make sure everyone is watching. Surely he has a girlfriend. Kiss her while standing on that loser jock. You're the talk of the town, you're hotter than hot, badder than bad. Rumors go around that your dick is the size of a tree. Bitches love trees. So you own the school. You start hanging around with the older kids. You date that jock's ex who you kissed in front of the whole school. What do you do next? Homework? Sure, if you're a bitch. You get a nerd to do that shit for you. Now once you're in the cool crowd, don't forget your friends, the real ones, the bros. So when the cool kids ask you to go to the party one Friday night, turn them down and go chill with the Bros. Bring that senior gf of yours to come and suck on your snitzle while you play dungeon and dragons or some shit with your friends. Once the cool kids start hearing about that, they want your attention again, they start playing. They become the geeks while you and your friends are hitting up the gym lifting iron and eating protein by the gallons. You get big as hell and you and your friends are the new jocks. Remember when you kicked that guys ass before in front of everyone? You now own everyone in your school and you hand out girls to your friends. Sex parties everywhere. You are now ruler of the school, King of the mountain, you can do anything! What you did was flip the crowd and became the master. In addition to that, you now have a decent prostitution business. You're welcome.