So anyone who's finished or attempted 34 Prison of elders knows it's unfair as -blam!-, leaving 35 PoE untouched by man. But finally the impossible feat has been accomplished, and as one of the (un)lucky few to conquer it first, here are some tips on how to fair well in the later rounds. Tip!: Tired of getting downed constantly? Annoyed by repeated attempts at a single challenge or objective round? Simple, remove the Destiny game disc from your console or pc, and hurl it at the moon. If the moon is not in sight, break it up into small chunks and feed it to a small child or animal. Things you will need: -Full 42 gear -Tier 1 PvE weapons upgraded to 365 -Good Internet connection to teammates -A large chunk of time -An empty bladder Things you will not need: -A life Once you are all fully prepared, enter the prison and advance as normal. Bum cover and stay together, leaving a considerate amount of space between you in the event of total -blam!-age. The ideal team setup would be Defender, Sunsinger and Bladedancer. You will find the capture objectives will ache your balls considerably, and having ward of light will act as genital painkillers. Make use of the Bladedancers camp abilities to royally piss over the insensate AI who will completely ignore a shiny blue human shaped figure scouring around the map. Only use a warlocks resurrection as a last resort, as you never know when you will be caught up shit creek. If you survived rounds 1 to 4, be prepared for a boss fight. Depending on which boss is chosen, the fight will either be incredibly hard, or piss hard. If you have previous experience in the Prison, then you will most likely not have friends, reducing the number of distractions. After defeating the final round, you will then enter the final round. Don't worry, this is the real final round. You will enter the room to be greeted by [spoiler]Skolas[/spoiler] He has a scorch cannon and a large wooden strap on that you need to avoid. Search the map for a yellow named servitor, these need to be destroyed to be able to damage [spoiler]Skolas[/spoiler] for 30 seconds, so get your gallyhorns out. After nuking him with galehorn, his health might have moved. Repeat this step until he's half way gone. After mid health his tactic will change because bungie suck cattle dick then take the bus. Stick together as one of you will become ill, one of the other 2 players must lick the sick player before their timer hits 0 and dies, restarting the clock. Just when you think you have a good system, [spoiler]Skolas[/spoiler] will throw in a capture objective to make you smash any valuables within arms reach. After killing [spoiler]Skolas[/spoiler] report to the plot chamber to find you forgot to bring a treasure key. Lucky you, you get to do this again next week, and the next week and the next for the rest of your life. Thanks bungie. If you hate Destiny, maybe you'd like to try World of Warcraft too, I know I wouldn't. If you have any questions, please send then to my gamer tag (Pure Milkman) Feel free to use abusive language as it turns me on.