I will post names of people who rustled my jimmies [spoiler]hint: the list will be REALLY small. My jimmies are almost un-rustleable[/spoiler]
Edit: are you guys even trying?
Edit 2: never mind some of these are really good
Edit 3: if you say *rustles jimmies* or something similar you cheated
Edit 4: if you do something someone else did, you're unoriginal and automatically are disqualified
[b]Edit:5 someone already spammed don't bother.[/b]
[b]Edit 6: please stop spamming. If you read edit 4, you'll see that that will automatically not win. It's unenjoyable for everyone involved, including ppl who want to read these posts. Thank you. [/b]
Edit 7: why was I bant? I don't think I did anything wrong. Wtf ninjas
[i]losers: who got rustled[/i]
-[b]Mist Number[/b] he claims he actually didn't get rustled. Lol no
-[b]FuriousCookie99[/b] because he admitted he can't rustle me
-[b]Glacier01[/b] because he tried to go against the rules
[i]winners:[/i]
-[b]Praxus[/b]. Try to "run the gauntlet". You won't.
-[b]navy seal[/b] for the pony cum jar. I was waiting for it, but it got me anyway
-[b]NES[/b] for his picture of a mutilated guy
-[b]Jake[/b] for his emo bravery picture
-[b]skys the limit[/b] for, uh......
-[b]CrypticToast[/b] for the dog abuse comic :(
-[b]magikarp[/b] for his whale explosion
-[b]Eluminary[/b] for MLP Destiny
-[b]ArcTiC Oc3An[/b] for the goddamn spamming. It really pissed me off
-[b]battle shark[/b] for FNaF fanfic. The cringe is real
-[b]KDA420[/b] for blackmail, lies, and trickery ;_;
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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her clothes. What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.