A squad of troops watch as they near the ship from orbit.
As they enter the ship, they walk through the relic of a ship and stand in awe at what it must've seen. They enter Python's room and see a picture of him. One speaks up.
"Holy shit! This is the guy we're rescuing?"
"I guess so."
A soldier walks over to his CD collection.
"Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Metallica. This guy had taste in music. I wonder if he's still alive."
They look around and see his famous pair of shotguns, Peace and War. A soldier picks up War as another picks up Peace.
"These things weigh 40 pounds each! Shit this thing could rip a man in half."
The final soldier notices his guitar and picks it up. He starts playing with skill and soon is playing AC/DC's Thunderstruck, but without an amp.
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