A squad of troops watch as they near the ship from orbit.
As they enter the ship, they walk through the relic of a ship and stand in awe at what it must've seen. They enter Python's room and see a picture of him. One speaks up.
"Holy shit! This is the guy we're rescuing?"
"I guess so."
A soldier walks over to his CD collection.
"Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Metallica. This guy had taste in music. I wonder if he's still alive."
They look around and see his famous pair of shotguns, Peace and War. A soldier picks up War as another picks up Peace.
"These things weigh 40 pounds each! Shit this thing could rip a man in half."
The final soldier notices his guitar and picks it up. He starts playing with skill and soon is playing AC/DC's Thunderstruck, but without an amp.
English
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[b]I walk by the room.[/b] What do you people think your doing? I said Comm me to enter a room.
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They all are scared by your arrival and begin a salute. They speak in unison. "Sorry sir. We were just exploring the ship and saw this room."
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Yeah? [b]I walk in.[/b] And? What do you think?
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One soldier speaks up as the others remain in a salute. "This man was obviously your tank of the team sir. It looks like he was a Hell of a gunsmith too."
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First, yeah. Second, Yeah. Third, I think he might kill you if he knew you touched War and Peace.
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The two soldiers that held War and Peace chuckle a bit, not knowing the history of the guns.
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The longer you hold them the madder he'll be.
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They stop laughing and look at each other with a look of "Oh shit" and put the guns back.
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Eh, too late. I'll reserve beds for you in the MedBay.
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They cross themselves as their faces turn a pale shade of white.