Praise Sithrak, the god who hates you.
Have you been good in your life? Evil?
Well, none of that matters, because Sithrak will torture you for all eternity either way! It's nice to have this kind of freedom of thought, because no matter what I do, Sithrak is gonna torture me badly. But don't worry, we all get the same treatment!
Praise Sithrak!
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That sounds pretty accurate. Except for the name. It's usually God.