I have a few questions: Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? If I save time, when do I get it back? Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Can Vegans eat Animal crackers? PS or XBX? Apple or Android? Why are we here? Destiny or Halo? What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false? Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it? Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them? Why is Destiny Vandals called that when I never see them Vandalize?