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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/1/2015 4:33:55 PM
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... There's been a lot of controversy around you lately... And controversies mean lawsuits... And lawsuits mean expenses.
And nobody has time for that.
So we need to remedy that problem.
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"And how do we do that......"
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*A .338 Lapua magnum round appears from behind you and strikes just below the neck, causing extreme pain and trouble moving*
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*the round goes straight through me as if i am not there* "Distortion technique...nice try though..."
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*You feel a sharp pain, as if all light and darkness is being drained form your essence* Where bullets won't work...
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*you feel a painful jolt as you attempt to drain my essence, which is clearly not working* "Magic will...." *i slap you aside with my 2 right wings, sending you sprawling* "Cosmic tether......good luck draining anything from me...."
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[spoiler]Dude I'm 500 yards away with a sniper rifle. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]just ignore that counter then, but the talk is still important[/spoiler] "Hehe......" *you see a distortion on my figure again as a copy of me appears behind you and grabs you by the neck with its tail and throws you to me*
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[spoiler]jesus Christ everyone does this bullshit to preserve their characters.[/spoiler]
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*Mid air I teleport straight to you and kick you in the face followed by a teleport away*
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*as you go to kick me your lower torso is severely burned, when you teleport away you realize your lower torso is red hot* "Hmph..."
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Keeping things hot.. Good thing I fought cobalt before. *Draws two strange liking guns labeled Heaven and Hell*
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*my body becomes engulfed in purple fire* "So have I...."
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We deal with the source of the problem. [b]I let out a sharp whistle.[/b]
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[i]Without warning, from a concealed position over a mile away, four dry-ice .50 caliber rounds slam into you. The soldier in front of you lights you up with his shoulder mounted .50 cal, also firing dry ice rounds. He fires his MG3 as well, also loaded with dry ice rounds[/i] [i]The soldier before you laughs.[/i] Why don't ya cool off, hotshot?!? [i]The soldier speaking through your comms makes no remark.[/i]
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*all of the rounds go through me harmlessly* "Distortion technique....."
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 8/1/2015 7:06:29 PM[i]The first man sighs, holstering his weapon.[/i] Aww you little pussy... FIGHT ME WITHOUT YOUR BULLSHIT! Mano y mano. People are gettin' tired of your shit... [i]A blade of purple energy sprouts from his right gauntlet, and he draws a jagged-looking trench knife.[/i] Guess I'll just have to beat it out of you...
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[i]this man calls horsecrap after firing rounds specifically to hurt us.....the irony of it all[/i] [u]kind of amusing[/u] [i]you find everything amusing[/i] "Shut up!.....can we just kick his ass already?!....." [i][u]ok....lets go!.....[/u][/i] *i spew a stream of black fire at you, which wraps around you and hardens, stopping you cold*
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[i]The armor takes the fire with no visible effects, and he shatters the prison, walking forwards.[/i] Oh boy, you're just a bundle of shitty old magic tricks, aren't you... Suit's an energy sink, and I worked some Epitaxite, a magic-resistant metal into it. So did Wolfie.
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"You act like this is my first big encounter...." [u]we should do that thing...[/u] "No......that's cruel....and I said I'd only if.." [u]yea yea I know.....me and butt shaft are going up...we'll be there in a bit[/u] "Good...." *i grab you with my tail and throw you 10 feet*
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 8/1/2015 7:24:04 PM[i]He rolls and lands, standing back up.[/i] You though Blackjack was bad? You're really in for an ass-kicking... [i]His thrusters engage, and he tackles you, punching you with his protonic inversion blade in his gauntlet. The energy blade cuts into you at a molecular level. The fire and heat does nothing to his suit, and his tesla field electrocutes you.[/i] Oh you got a voice in your head too? Jesus how original.. Everyone's got one these days.
