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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/1/2015 2:50:11 AM
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"No...." *the warm campfire like heat emanating from my body turns to more of a harsh desert heat*
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Please? I'll give you cat nip. [b]Ignores teh heat[/b]
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*the catnip bursts into flames and blows away as a pinch of ashes* No.... [b]the heat around us increases as sweat starts lining your brow[/b]
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[b]Doesn't sweat because exo suit protects from heat[/b] Pl0x man. I'll give moniez
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[b]Doesn't sweat because exo suit protects from heat[/b] Pl0x man. I'll give moniez
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[b]you begin sinking into the ground very very slowly as the ground beneath you begins to soften from the heat[/b] "No...if you want to attempt to capture me by all means please do......but I guarantee you..." *my body appears to distort for a second* "It will not end well...."
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[b]Moves into more solid ground[/b] Why the -blam!- would I capture you? That's just stupid. And by the way, I wouldn't try anything when all I have to do is yell and you get pumped full of lead. By multiple sources.
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 8/1/2015 6:23:52 AM"The man acts like lead has hurt [url=http://example.com]us[/url] before.." [u]ignorant indeed[/u] [i]silly silly man[/i]
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I don't mean lead. I mean bullets. Specifically designed to kill things like you. Now take a seat. [b]A chair appears behind you[/b]
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".........I can't............."
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 8/1/2015 4:04:44 PM[i]A transmission is sent to you.[/i] Oh come on, quit trying to run... You'll only die tired... [i]A hulking soldier in power armor stands beside Mako, an M2HB Browning .50 caliber machine gun mounted on his shoulder. Blood is splattered across the helmet, a deathclaw skull is mounted on one shoulder. Covering him like a cloak is the Old World flag, ripped and tattered. The machine gun slides down into position. He speaks in another voice.[/i] We just want to talk....
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*i look over at you* "About what exactly....."
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[i]The figure you see laughs.[/i] Shit I'm gettin' tired of talkin' and Mako beatin' around the bush. You're a mockingbird trying to be a phoenix. [i]The second voice sends another tranmission.[/i] You've made some enemies, kid, enemies with contacts and money. And I'm a contact.
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 8/1/2015 6:17:20 PM[b]I turn to you, a harsh desert like heat surrounds you[/b] "We are prepared to fight......" [i]indeed we are[/i] [u]and nothing will be held back[/u]
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[i]You cannot sense nor see the second man, the first merely laughs at you.[/i] Awww that's cute. I live in a desert, dipshit. And the suit's got plenty of coolant.
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Can you try to?
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"No.....not really......."
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... Erm.. Stand really still and act like your sitting then?
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"Never mind that.....what do you want?......."
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... There's been a lot of controversy around you lately... And controversies mean lawsuits... And lawsuits mean expenses. And nobody has time for that. So we need to remedy that problem.
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"And how do we do that......"
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*A .338 Lapua magnum round appears from behind you and strikes just below the neck, causing extreme pain and trouble moving*
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*the round goes straight through me as if i am not there* "Distortion technique...nice try though..."
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*You feel a sharp pain, as if all light and darkness is being drained form your essence* Where bullets won't work...
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*you feel a painful jolt as you attempt to drain my essence, which is clearly not working* "Magic will...." *i slap you aside with my 2 right wings, sending you sprawling* "Cosmic tether......good luck draining anything from me...."
