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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by SwarmIntellect:
8/1/2015 5:59:50 AM
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*i am seen flying above, I then fly down and land 4 feet I front of you*
"Yes?........"
English
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You see a man the size of a giant falling from the sky, fire ingulfing him as he hurdles towards the planet. When he lands, you see he is made of pure metal and the fact that he obviously pissed. He draws an assault rifle bigger than a person.
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*my body lines with purple fire* "Now we're talking..."
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Can you stand reaaallllyyyy still for me?
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"No...." *the warm campfire like heat emanating from my body turns to more of a harsh desert heat*
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Please? I'll give you cat nip. [b]Ignores teh heat[/b]
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*the catnip bursts into flames and blows away as a pinch of ashes* No.... [b]the heat around us increases as sweat starts lining your brow[/b]
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[b]Doesn't sweat because exo suit protects from heat[/b] Pl0x man. I'll give moniez
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[b]Doesn't sweat because exo suit protects from heat[/b] Pl0x man. I'll give moniez
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[b]you begin sinking into the ground very very slowly as the ground beneath you begins to soften from the heat[/b] "No...if you want to attempt to capture me by all means please do......but I guarantee you..." *my body appears to distort for a second* "It will not end well...."
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[b]Moves into more solid ground[/b] Why the -blam!- would I capture you? That's just stupid. And by the way, I wouldn't try anything when all I have to do is yell and you get pumped full of lead. By multiple sources.
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 8/1/2015 6:23:52 AM"The man acts like lead has hurt [url=http://example.com]us[/url] before.." [u]ignorant indeed[/u] [i]silly silly man[/i]
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I don't mean lead. I mean bullets. Specifically designed to kill things like you. Now take a seat. [b]A chair appears behind you[/b]
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".........I can't............."
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 8/1/2015 4:04:44 PM[i]A transmission is sent to you.[/i] Oh come on, quit trying to run... You'll only die tired... [i]A hulking soldier in power armor stands beside Mako, an M2HB Browning .50 caliber machine gun mounted on his shoulder. Blood is splattered across the helmet, a deathclaw skull is mounted on one shoulder. Covering him like a cloak is the Old World flag, ripped and tattered. The machine gun slides down into position. He speaks in another voice.[/i] We just want to talk....
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*i look over at you* "About what exactly....."
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[i]The figure you see laughs.[/i] Shit I'm gettin' tired of talkin' and Mako beatin' around the bush. You're a mockingbird trying to be a phoenix. [i]The second voice sends another tranmission.[/i] You've made some enemies, kid, enemies with contacts and money. And I'm a contact.
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 8/1/2015 6:17:20 PM[b]I turn to you, a harsh desert like heat surrounds you[/b] "We are prepared to fight......" [i]indeed we are[/i] [u]and nothing will be held back[/u]
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[i]You cannot sense nor see the second man, the first merely laughs at you.[/i] Awww that's cute. I live in a desert, dipshit. And the suit's got plenty of coolant.
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Can you try to?
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"No.....not really......."
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... Erm.. Stand really still and act like your sitting then?
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"Never mind that.....what do you want?......."
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... There's been a lot of controversy around you lately... And controversies mean lawsuits... And lawsuits mean expenses. And nobody has time for that. So we need to remedy that problem.
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"And how do we do that......"
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*A .338 Lapua magnum round appears from behind you and strikes just below the neck, causing extreme pain and trouble moving*
