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Join us brothers!
People of Offtopic. I come from the high temple of Dubia to inform you that our Lord and Savior Indubitably has decreed that all of you join our religion. If you don't you will be beheaded and hung. If you do join you will have eternal awesomeness. And a permanent rank in the Dubstian army and church. PM me if you want to join. I am the High Priest of this religion and you will listen to me and Dub alone. The only rule is to never use commas. So join us brothers! And live in eternal glory!
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1 ReplyI'm the only god here!
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2 RepliesYou worship Indub. Wut.
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2 RepliesI'm indub's personal bitch.
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[b][i][u]ATTENTION!!![/u][/i][/b] Rozza is now my Bitch.
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3 RepliesWait, are you talking about Indub? Hah lol, he's got a cult following. That's kule. And cute.
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1 ReplyHeil.
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6 Replies*doesn't know if to join, or to run*
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2 RepliesI don't want to join just to find out how they hang people who have been beheaded?
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3 Replies>.> <.< [spoiler]Praise the Sun[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBring it, bitch. I have guns.
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2 RepliesLincoln the mighty! Lincoln the unerring! Lincoln the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but fаggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the forums! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Crazy Lincoln, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Lincoln cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Forums! The future of B.net! And there it is, fаggots! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Lincoln is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Ninja overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With fgts? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on these forums! Today, they take away your bait. But what of tomorrow? Do the ninjas take your trolls? Your sh*tposts? Your alts? Your very accounts? And what does Deej do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Bungie machine enforces the will of the Activision! Against its own users! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Cabin! Rise up, LLC! Embrace the word of mighty Lincoln, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Ninjas or their banhammers, will rule #OffTopic! Forever! Terrible and powerful Lincoln! We, your unworthy members, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Lincoln, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, LLC! Trust in the words of Lincoln! For I am the chosen of Lincoln! I alone have been anointed by the Group to spread his holy word!
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1 ReplyI thought parzival was atheist [spoiler]definitely not referencing ready player one[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Rubyk: 7/31/2015 10:55:51 PM-blam!- indub, I'm free
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4 RepliesOr us, jus sayin
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2 RepliesAll hail Indoobs! King of the plebs!
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Or this...
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1 ReplyIndub is king pleb.
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1 ReplyIndub is King Pleb
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4 RepliesI think I got that username reference. If so congrats on winning the contest wade!
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3 Replies[quote]our Lord and Savior Indubitably has decreed that all of you join our religion. If you don't you will be beheaded![/quote] I have to ask is this Islam?
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2 RepliesErm, no.
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9 RepliesCool cool.
