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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/31/2015 5:05:29 AM
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....are you fuçking kidding me?!
*passes it to you*
You need more spells.
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Well.... teach me???
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What type of spell?
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I don't know. You have the spells. Cloning perhaps? [spoiler]I'll be back[/spoiler]
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....you dont get that yet.
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What do I get? [spoiler]I'm back[/spoiler]
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A fireball. *Gives you a tiny parchment*
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I can already do that without the parchment... *puts it in the book anyways*
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...whatever.
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What else? Perhaps teleport?
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...no.
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Well, then what?
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...what do you want?
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What will you teach me? That laser the size of the Dojo???
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....that spell is to dangerous for more people than me. Pick another.
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But Sithis! Fine, what about the pointing at people and blowing them up thing? That seems useful. [spoiler]WE WANT LASERS[/spoiler]
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...no. pick another.
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What else do you have?
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....any spell you can think of.
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Tough one. What about a spell that lets me turn into animals?
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....sure. *I give you a tiny parchment*
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*puts it in the book* When do I get the laser?
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Never.
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Not my fault I dont want the earth to blow up.
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Yes it is.
