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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/31/2015 4:42:10 AM
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*reads a book Sithis style*
[spoiler]I'm sitting on my cookie tree[/spoiler]
English
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... *It burns down* Dont mock me.
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I wasn't!!! My tree!!!! *I stare at you* Fix it.
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.....you mocked me. What book are you reading?
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Not gonna tell until you fix my cookie tree.
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I wont fix it till you tell me.
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Fine. *I hand you the book* You better fix it.
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What book is this?! *fixes the tree*
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It's my spell book! Even though its only got one spell :( [spoiler]kekekekekekek[/spoiler]
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....are you fuçking kidding me?! *passes it to you* You need more spells.
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Well.... teach me???
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What type of spell?
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I don't know. You have the spells. Cloning perhaps? [spoiler]I'll be back[/spoiler]
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....you dont get that yet.
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What do I get? [spoiler]I'm back[/spoiler]
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A fireball. *Gives you a tiny parchment*
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I can already do that without the parchment... *puts it in the book anyways*
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...whatever.
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What else? Perhaps teleport?
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...no.
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Well, then what?
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...what do you want?
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What will you teach me? That laser the size of the Dojo???
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....that spell is to dangerous for more people than me. Pick another.
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But Sithis! Fine, what about the pointing at people and blowing them up thing? That seems useful. [spoiler]WE WANT LASERS[/spoiler]
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...no. pick another.
