Requirements:
Must be 36 and above
Must have:
Max No Land Beyond
Max Necrochasm
Max Wonderwaffe
Max Sunbreaker gauntlets
Or Max Radiant Dance Machines
Or Max No Backup Plans gauntlets
You need to be able to hit a 360 double Y Y Quick scope on a shank.
Squeakers are welcome but limited to 4yrs old and older.
Must be able to quick scope the Ethernet cable.
One player must provide sandwiches for the raid
Must have completed the Randal the Vandal raid on 34 difficulty
Must have a grimorie score of 1 or higher
Must have found the 28th chest in VoG
Must have picked up Crotas sword and killed swordbearer with it
Must have akimbo Gjallarhorns
And the final and most important need is to leave your thorn in the vault... It is not welcome.
If you are interested in joining us message me on XBOX TWO and I'll hit you up with an invite.
[spoiler]No PS5 Scrubs ;)[/spoiler]
Edit: thank you guys for the awesome posts!!! The competition is getting heated for this 8 man fireteam!!! I'll be listening for potential guardians!! Keep the posts going!!!
Edit: beer, hot pockets, hot wings, meatloaf, and sandwiches... This is going to be one crazy raid!!!
Edit: hey everyone thank you all for the amazing and hilarious posts!! Keep them coming through the night!! I have to put my ship on auto pilot and catch some Z's. So keep the posts coming I'll be back tomorrow with another edit and soon me and my friend will be selecting some of the posts to share with everyone so make me proud guardians!!! Let's take it to Oryx!!! Goodnight and eyes down guardians!!
Edit: nearly 300 comments!! Let's get this post rolling again!! Soon I'll be sharing some of my favorite posts on this topic that I have seen from you guys!!
Edit: [b]Freak a Leak6[/b]'s post will be the first of many to be shared with all!! Great effort on grabbing my attention!! It was hilarious to see this!! (At least to me)
[quote]I'm level 43.
I don't have the wonderwaffe but I do have the porters x2 ray gun.
I make a mean sandwich just call me mobile subway.
My sparrow is equipped with 4 gjallarhorns.
I've gotten a collateral quad kill doing a triple y tap silent shot throwing knife super combo from across the map.
I've soloed the Randal the vandal raid by cheesing (did the throw the money at the screen method)
my grimore is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
I have 4 exotic armor pieces equipped to full stats.
I am a sun breaker Titan that wears a cape
I have cured the traveler
I have a Xbox two but you can also hit me up on my ps5
My race is cyborg because I couldn't choose between exo or human
So do I qualify?[/quote]
Edit: let's try and get some bumps guys we need to reach all the guardians in destiny!!!
Edit: 325 posts!!! That's amazing!! And with that many posts comes and amazing sandwich by [b]dae walkRr[/b]
[quote]Well it's an exotic gallyclubhouse. It's has the perks double cheese and pickle pack rounds that aggressively track and please tastebuds[/quote]
Keep the posts going going guardians and give it a bump!!!
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Necrobump
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I have akimbo no land beyonds the shoots gjallahorns that explode on impact creating miniature aggressive tracking money being thrown at the screens [spoiler]my grimoire is only 0.5 tho sadly[/spoiler]
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get in my level skrubz. Khvostov all night
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I'm a level 43 warlock with two maxed out thorns with wolf pack rounds that I like to use 1 in each hand. They have ass-burn. Add me!
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Edited by Bolduc826: 7/31/2015 2:40:04 PMLevel 69,696,969 Sandwiches are to be ordered from the dames because that's all they're good at (no hate pls it's only a joke I don't mean it) Randal The vandal was taken down in two shots by my cheese methods (oryx will be no problem since I data mined the methods of cheese from bungies databases) My grimoire is at 2 infinity so that qualifies me I can no land beyond quad y y 420 off of the rock in Crota raid abyss and one shot the ogre I found the secret 37th chest in VoG (you need to jump 26 times on top of the Templar himself, and once you die because your a -blam!-ing idiot for doing that the chest spawns in your 4th guardians Randal The Vandal raid ship.) My necrochasm is buffed with with 14 cruxes so it's basically it's a nuke. I'm part of mlg faze optic clan so I basically already make the cut. Xbox 2 for lyfe
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Level 34 warlock. Send msg for inv Gt same as above.
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Go to #recruitment
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I'm a level 69 slayer of terramorphous assassin with akimbo explosive norfleet's with a triple penetrating kepmt herald, also have tannis's grog nozzle. Have beaten knuckle dragged and almost captain flint. I quick scopes hyperious the invincible. Add me on gamesphere Xx_n00bAsSaSsian_xX
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What?
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I happened to have watched the first part of Up while only shedding 1 manly tear. Then I 1080 ladderstall backflip dropshot no scoped the power button on my TV. I also will be bringing Low cal Mediterranean Chicken sandwiches from Panera because I'm trying to maintain my 16 pack.
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dude, don't be a noob! we know max level will be at least 50 in TTK so, I'd say the requirement should be 51!
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Add me need 1 more for oryx cp
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Possibly the best thread I've read on here in a while xD
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Add me X_xXx_X_VaHGIna_x_PoUNDer_X_xXx_X
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You sir are a legend.
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Edited by BillFromIT: 7/31/2015 6:45:04 PMNice thread Edit: I also have two maxed out wonder waffles
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I can't get the akimbo gally, but I have the D.E.E.J.P Niss launcher maxed out
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But can you melt steel beams??
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Lvl 69 titanlocker, have akimbo gjallys looking to be carried, hmu on IG @yungpussEmonE
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I got le weeb #420
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Shwag
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I have all characters lvl 420 with blunt guns
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42 hunter with maxed new subclass and 400 attack weapons. Done it a hundred times. Send invite.
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Can I come? I have akimbo fatebringer's + Akimbo Gally's
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I have all the requirements except for that grimoire. I thought you could only get that if you found the 420 silver chest on Jupiter