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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 ReplyI was playing Crota once with a couple guys, one being a muslim. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a spider crawling across my wall, so I said brb guys theres a fatass spidey on my wall. As usual I forgt to mute my mic, and all my fireteam heard was "ALLAHU AKBAR!" then a loud smack, "-blam!-," another smack, and then "I GOT THE -blam!-!" I totally forgot there was a muslim on my fireteam.. awkwardness rest of the raid.
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"Finding Spawn Location..." Finally, I spawned! Damn game - [b]BLAM BLAM[/b] F**k! Seriously?! I spawned next to a guy with a shotgun?! Argh!
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1 ReplyEdited by Pathorix: 10/15/2015 7:12:45 PMMy gal said "is your mic muted? I'm going to give you a blow job" I say "no its not muted" She said "good, try to keep a straight face while I suck your dick" I say "damn you the best"
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Doing vog at aetheon and one of my friends joins the party not realising i was busy doing vog with 5 other randoms and you just suddenly hear "HEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT" everyone is just shitting themselves after
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2 RepliesBackstory: my wife's parents call each other honey boo. So we like to make fun of them for it. Main story: I started calling my wife wife-boo as a joke, well that joke deteriorated into wife-poo, which it is now wife-poo-poo. I forgot to mute my mic and said. Wife-poo-poo show me your nekked self!
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1 ReplyAfter clearing the Templar with some randoms one member of the fireteam starts talking with his room mates. The conversation goes like this: Fireteam Member: "Hey (name) what's wrong with your cat?" Roommate: "man, (colorful language) I think she's in heat" "What the crap? That's annoying as shit." "Yeah. Some of the boy cats are outside right now so she's freaking out extra hard" "Well maybe you should go stick your finger in her but show she'll shut the (blank) up"
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1 ReplyMine isn't very funny but I'll unplug my mic to sing random Disney songs while doing w/e with my clanmates. I probably forget to unplug it like 99% of the time because they either sing along or comment on how I should sing more. Everything goes better than expected?
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Who shit in the toilet in a Mexican accent from a friend's dad
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No lie: Before we found a 6th for VOG, this dude started jacking off or something, and later screamed for his, "new rubber dildo that came today" and we all started laughing and he said, "OH SHIT" and muted his mic!
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I compulsively mute my mic and only un-mute to speak to the fireteam. But, this happened last week. I was with a LFG randoms group and we were on golgoroth. Someone called for a bio-break and we came back in 5. One guy is obviously talking to a girl on the phone based on the things he was saying. It wasn't his girlfriend, but a girl he was hitting on. He also, very obviously, was not listening to us because we were all yelling at him to play again. Someone starts shooting the orb to proc the fight and he gets up and starts playing, still talking on the phone. He dies pretty quickly but we carry on. Revived, dies shortly after. Someone starts talking major shit to this dude because he is still talking on the phone and not really playing. He doesn't respond and keeps talking on the phone like nothing was happening. We wipe, and dude talking on the phone starts shooting the orb to start the fight again. But he's still talking on the phone. Everyone just starts reeming the shit out of this dude. I mean, I've never heard such a solid string of insults spewed out in proper fashion. And I felt like the dude could hear us, because we could all hear him. Nobody fights the adds and circles around his dead ghost and literally start yelling profanities to which he does not respond at all. Finally, I unmute and say boot the -blam!-er, then we all realize, he's the fireteam leader. *player x leaves fireteam *player x wants you to play destiny We all just left him there.
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I took a giant dump and they heard it all... And I was proud of it.
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THAT'S MY BULMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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13 RepliesA friend of mine gets REALLY salty when he plays PvP, its funny being in party chat and hearing the following: "GODDAMN IT" "OH COME (voice crack) ON" "-blam!-ING HELL" "SHOTGUNS WERE NERFED (sarcasm)" "HOW THE -blam!- DID HE HEADSHOT ME FROM THAT CLOSE" "OH MY GOOOOOD" "I -blam!-ING SHOT HIM" "HOW DID YOU NOT DIE"
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7 RepliesI WONCE DID A WIDEO WIVOUT MUTING MY MIC. PEOPLE HEARD MY DAIWY WIDEO BEFORE I POSTED IT
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5 RepliesMy dad comes downstairs and says (while I'm dead in crucible): "Why do you suck so bad? I thought you'd be good at this game by now."
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59 Replies[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile]This guy.[/url] was singing.
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1 Reply>be me >doing crota > playing with squeaker >speaker gets called by mom and skips to her > *hears really loud bang > kid screams MOMY MY HEADS BLEEDING > holyshit.Jpeg >whyamilaughing.jpeg >*hears ambulence >hegondie.jepg >* hears Italian being yelled by elderly lady >* sounds like an entire family in there > so much screaming >whyimistillaughing.jpeg >*hears ambulance go away >never again do i use lfg
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This guy telling his mom that he got marked by an oracle, and that he needed to release it into the toilet, he left, 5 minutes later he came back and told his mom that the oracle smelled bad, and came in and said hey.
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I was like "OOOOOOHHH! EXOTIC ENGRAM!!!". Yep, that's not that embarrassing is it. Also one time I went to use the restroom with my headset on and thought I turned my mic off, but didnt. Nobody said anything, made it even weirder.
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Edited by MrCheese: 10/18/2015 9:22:22 AMBump this. This post is amazing.
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Petting my guinea pig and it starts screaming at me for no reason.
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2 RepliesEdited by BuckNastyKillin: 10/11/2015 8:38:58 PMGreen text story? Green text story! Be me. Be Titan, master race. Be playing mayhem clash. Be playing by myself because friends are still raiding. Forget I'm in a party chat with 6 other people. Forget to mute mic. Be me just finish off over half the enemy team with sexy hammers. Watch a hunter jump into the air like a nub. Shoot at said nub. Watch him draw a bow shot at me. Dodge and laugh because I'm fan--blam!-ing-tastic. Watch him shot 2 more times and miss me. Kill the noob. Turn around to see a fellow ally Titan get roasted by landing Falling hewrlock. Be a smart Titan so turn and run like a boss. Watch an enemy Titan, in all his glory, pull out a hammer and run towards me. Be still being chased by hewrlock as well. Turn at angle to run from both because, not a dumb hunter or hewrlock. Notice an ally dumbter has killed a warlock. Run towards him so my pursuing hammer-timer and Palpatine want-to-be will focus on him. Am so close to making my great escape, the song starts playing in my head. [i]Throw it away, forget yesterday!*[/i] Watch the damn warleech selfrez! Be me Be surrounded Be excepting the inevitable Turn to my fellow enemy Titan Jump over his hammer he throws with love Try to embrace him with a hug... To the face with my fist Watch as his last hammer finds its way to my face Apparently, while this was happening I was saying, "sweet, a free kill hunter. Oh shit! Bow shot!!! He missed, lawl, oh shit another one, damn he missed again. Can he actually Miss again?! He did!!!" Turn around, "oh -blam!- my homie just got turned to titan-fried-chicken, nope not getting me you little gliding bitch." Turn around again, " oh god no! A hammer timing hoe!!! Run, run for your -blam!-ing k/d ratio!!!!!, turn around another time, "sweet a hole! I can still make it!!!" Watch the selfrez and turn around for the final time, " alright you bitches have me but imma still punch you, you hammer timing little bitch!" After I died I could hear the laughter coming from the head set. All in all I would rate this a 7/10.
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I heard my teammate back talk his wife so he could keep playing
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2 RepliesMy friends caught me singing "A potato flew around my room" to myself loudly as I went to get a bag of chips...
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6 RepliesI said "don't melee the exploder skanks (what we call shanks) you'll die." My friends died of laughter.
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1 ReplyTold wife to show me her boobs during raid. I was dead. Thought I muted.
