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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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3 RepliesOh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.
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Edited by zZMasterQuiefZz: 10/7/2015 2:41:25 AMMy girlfriend cooks dinner for me most nights while i play destiny, one time i was in the VoG for 5 hours helping noobs complete it. My girlfriend comes in to bring me dinner, she trips and drops the food all over me. I proceeded to bash her while my mic was unmuted, IT WAS SO FUNNY, EVERYONE COULD HEAR THE BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I finished the raid 2 hours later whilst eating pasta off my.lap HHAahaaHa
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On weekends I take my xbox to my buddies and we play pretty much all night, it was in VoG forever ago and when the people outside asked "what gate?" Someone responded "Venus" and I thought my mic was muted so I turned to my buddy and very sarcastically said "RHYMES WITH PENIS" everyone had a good laugh about it
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1 ReplyMy mic broke for about a week so i had to use my kinect. My sister walks into my room and sais" Hey man, wanna smoke a bong bowl?" Everyone in chat yelled, "F*CK YES" Kinda awkward.....
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When my brother sings music from the 80's in the background
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1 ReplyJokingly said to my wife, "sass me again women and I am going to jam it in your ***! Then my raid group erupted in laughter.
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I tend to forget I've muted my mic and try to have a convo without realizing I'm muted.
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2 RepliesLeft my mic on, as a random had knocked on my door at midnight... Have a pregnant mrs, and she answered the door (security screen, so all good) We live in a main road... It's not uncommon for people to break down nearby etc... I didn't realise anything was happening... I was mid VOG... Mrs came in, knew something was up... She doesn't often bother me that late... Says some random is at the door... I leave mic on go to the door, said random... Bright orange hoodie, shady look... "What's up mate, what do you want?" I ask. "I was just wondering if you had a pen... The lady said she was getting one" "Sorry mate, we don't own pens in this house" (why??? Wtf did I say) "Oh but the lady said she was getting one" "Sorry buddy it's midnight, and i think you're being weird" Guy runs off.... Rather than heading straight back to the game, we watch him out the window... I preceded to talk to my mrs about it... "Wtf is he doing?" (Just walking around looking at shit) asked my mrs "No -blam!-ing idea, what a weird cnut...." Call a few people, find out this bloke has been up and down the street most likely casing people's houses... I go into a big rant withy mrs, how -blam!-ed up people are... Say horrible shit I won't repeat.... Etc etc (half an hour later) realise I'm still sitting there... Random LFG group says they heard the whole thing haha... I felt pretty embarrassed... I'm normally a nice bloke... They actually had finished Templar by that stage... With me just dancing...
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One time I wish I'd had a mic. Was playing BF4 yesterday. Conquest on Shanghai Siege. We were under the objective on top of the skyscraper. We all get into an elevator to get to it. By the time we are on our way up, there are like 5-6 of us in one lift. As I looked around I thought: [spoiler]"Okay, who farted?"[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSome of these are hilarious I guess I live a boring life. The worst I've ever done was while waiting for someone to finishe the jumping puzzle in vog I got a bowl of potato chips. As I finished someone in the party yells out, "who is shoveling gravel and why?" I never admitted anything.
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Aside from me and one of the other two teammates in the Fireteam UTTERLY bitching out our third teammate (Actually the one on my friends list), when he got a Zhalo Supercell from it. I think I used about every swear word in the dictionary. Most...interesting one was a girl playing with herself, and I'm not sure if she had forgotten to turn her mic off, but she had the thing RIGHT by her crotch...
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I just play porn through my microphone.
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I said I'll just jump down the stairs and break one leg.. No wait I'll do it again and break both of them . XD everyone in the chat was confused
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I had my Bluetooth mic beside me when I was in the shower on two separate occasions 8 ppl in the party me after "Hey guys what's up. *everyone laughs* and I get told the story *I face palm* "You guys heard me singing in the shower,oh crap" ~-~
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Not destiny but i was playing with my buddy on COD and i had to step away for a few due to a phone call. I came back and could hear this moaning sound and some skin slapping, yup my buddy was doing his girl and by the volume of the sounds the mic was sitting right next to them. I ended up texting my buddy to tell me when he was back. To this day his fiancee refuses to even speak if he is online lol.
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Just going to say: if you are 10 years old and you're going to yell at your mom and call her a bitch while raiding with adults, be sure to mute your mic first, because if you don't you will be kicked.
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My parents in a fight about where to buy pizza from
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Heard my friend and his girlfriend..ya know...yeah....
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I was playing with one of my good friends, and he starts talking with his pregnant girlfriend, he then jokingly says " you know as soon as that thing pops out I'm using it to make baby pizza right?" Then he proceeds to go into detail about how to make a baby pizza.
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Couple weeks ago my friend called me and asked to play rocket league with him. I had been playing crucible all day and was so tired of my fireteam friends. Thought I muted the mic and said "Yeah I'll get on, I'm tired of playing with these fûckers anyway." once I get off the phone I look at my mic and the red light was still on. Once I got back on to finish the game they were like "fûckers huh? Fine then leave us". I tried playing it off as he is hard to please or some shit. Awkward.
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One of my friends was in a heated argument with his girlfriend and every time he yelled at her, their kids started yelling the same things he was yelling. Made the situation a little bit easier to sit through hearing a 3 and 4 year old argue. Lol.
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I heard a woman give birth.. I furiously masturbated for 45 minutes.. welcome to the world Emma Kate Tanner..
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This dudes wife was yelln at him saying she was.going to shut his xbox off and he was like SHUT UP BITCH YOU DO THAT ILL PUNCH YOU RUGHT IN YOUR MOUTH! still bring it up to him today
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3 Replies*headset is off* *puts headset on* *hears clanmates talking* "Die for the pussy" *is confused*
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In the middle of a Crota raid and we wiped. A couple people in the fireteam wanted to grab something to drink so we waited for them. During that short period of time(maybe 5 mins), another member actually fell asleep. He was snoring somewhat quietly at first then got louder and louder. The guys came back and first thing they said is "what the fuk is that sound" and we laughed even more. We yelled to try and wake him up but that didn't work so we eventually booted him. I took my headset off and could hear him clearly so I recorded it with my phone, saved it to Google drive, then sent it to him.
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Edited by FalconNCE: 10/5/2015 2:20:27 PMI yelled you like big purple balls to my dog because he had a toy that was a purple ball XD
