{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
1481
So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
-
2 RepliesMy little brother was excited (he's five) and randomly ran in panting and yelled "I'm going to eat your face!" Then ran off.
-
My buddies boss plays with us sometimes He forgot to mute his mic one time while his wife screamed at him for a solid ten minutes At one point she was screaming about how he had better take a shower before bed and yelled (verbatim) "dont you get in my bed with that doodoobutt!!!!" Roflmao til im dead My buddy, this guys employee, lives in fear of me bringing it up and going in on his boss lololololol
-
Heard some people having sex once.
-
24 RepliesPlaying VoG. My brother walks in all drugged up from having his wisdom teeth removed. He starts reciting a famous Hitler speech, in German, Really loud. Then he walks away after finishing with a good, old fashion. Ein shrine. Ein Reik. Ein Füher. Forgot to shut my mic off. I had to explain what just happened. (I am Jewish btw)
-
True story here, so normally when we take our bathroom breaks, I mute my mic because I usually go get something to snack on also, this one time during Crota, I didn't.. So I had walked in and dropped so fruit snacks, and I was on my floor chanting, the grape wasn't ready for this -blam!-. I said it like 5 times until I heard the team giggling like little girls come from my mic and just sat there in silence for a few seconds
-
Ah the first Crota run I ever did I got the black hammer. I was super excited and yelled eff ya I got effing black hammer suck it b*ches. Needless to say the next day I was waiting to go out to dinner my girlfriend called me and I put her on speaker phone. I asked if she was coming over and she replied to me I thought you were playing with your little black hammer and I'm staying in. My boys got a pretty good kick out of that.
-
1 ReplyI havent had times where i forgot to mute my mic but ive had times when i talked for thirty minutes to find my mic was muted
-
2 RepliesI went to go take a piss and had my wireless headset on. Thought I muted it, I was wrong. Everyone on raid team said "who's pissing" I quietly muted my mic lol
-
I have to take the biggest shit... but I'm too lazy tk go upstairs, should in use my cat's litterbox?
-
One time I was eating grapes and forgot to mute the mic. People were cracking up and laughing at whoever was sounding like a cow on the mic. I laughed with them until I realized it was me lol
-
2 RepliesMy friend in my party cut himself on something and all i heard in the background was "MOM I'm BLEEDING OUT MY ASSSS!!!!"
-
I was in a raid...crota...when my dog came and started to smell something on my mic...i heard somebody in my team said "wow someone has sex right now can u hear it ? I am so horny" Since then he was afk
-
4 RepliesI was streaming on Twitch the other day, went to the bathroom with my headset on and forgot to mute my mic. First comment in the feed I see when I get back is: [quote]Can hear streamers stream on stream. 10/10.[/quote] They followed lol.
-
Mid cruicble match friend leaves to go bone his girl... everyone in the chat hears it
-
>be me >playing Xbox with a friend >he says he is going to get up and go do something quickly >he didn't mute his mic >"really? You ate all the icecream?......no I don't want to go to the store and get more right now.......OW!!! I STUBBED MY TOE!!" *jumping noises* >I hear him come back down his stairs >me: "so, why isn't there any ice cream? And is you toe ok?"
-
A member of a fireteam in VOG forgot to mute his mic. He farted. We were at Atheon. We were laughing so hard we died. Last iron banner we were playing kind of late at night. We went to the tower to buy stuff/take a quick break. The youngest member fell asleep. We couldn't wake him up so the fireteam leader booted him but he was still in our chat party. Two minutes into the next match he starts snoring. Priceless.
-
3 RepliesSaying " you want me to tap it.....tap it Harriet....tap dat ass tap dat ass tap that ass" My dog Harriet has a sensitive spot on her back which she likes me to itch or tap with my hand really fast Came back to the mic to hear everyone laughing
-
1 ReplyEdited by Squwill: 10/5/2015 5:24:08 AMListened to a Chinese kid fall a sleep in the middle of crota. The whole time he was going, "hurry up I'm going to fall asleep."
-
1 ReplyWas on eso with their proximity chat, started hearing some weird grunting noises after about 20 secs heard a climax then politely said "good wank" there was a quick OH -blam!- some rustling noises then nothing. Poor guy hahaha
-
I was rooming with a friend in Colorado for a few months and we had our tvs and stations next to each other. He had a tiny little mutt that took a shine to me, lap dog and fellow who grew up with cats. He had trained this tiny pathetic looking ball of fur and halitosis to 'growl' on command any time she heard someone walking around that she couldn't see or anyone making a threatening/looming gesture. So I'm sitting there with this little friendly old pup nestled against the chair arm as we're entering the Crota fight, and he raises his arms like a zombie and looks at the dog. "Dude the -blam!- is that? Is-is that Crota?" "Is someone shaving a cat?" "What the hell is that?!" "Dude that is the most terrifying sound I've ever heard in Destiny. What -IS- that?" Meanwhile roommate is trying desperately not to snort beer and suppress his laughter. Everyone else can't help but laugh after a few seconds of this. Finally I explain what was going on and after a quiet pause my friend turns his head sharply to look the dog in the eyes and she starts growling again on cue perfectly. It was subsequently determined that the dog Angel was the true final boss of the raid. My roommate consequently tried to make her growl anytime I was in a party chat/fireteam and had her sitting with me.
-
One of my friends was arguing with his brother about some girl using his brother's debit card without his permission. It somehow ended with them arguing about who's gonna eat the cheesy fries.
-
2 RepliesIt's not that bad, but. My boyfriend walked into the room and I said "oh hey boyfriend" and then the cat followed him into the room right after and I got really excited "OH HELLO KITTY COME HERE LET ME PET YOU!" and everyone in the party killed themselves laughing, especially because I met them through my boyfriend. It was great.
-
6 RepliesLol one of the first and nastiest diapers I've ever had to change when I first became a father. Daughter woke up, told everyone brb and all they hear in the background.... disaster, profanity and disgust
-
It was somebody in my party... You could hear his brother screaming in the background
-
3 RepliesI heard someone watching porn lol. Or at least I hope it was porn and not a real person haha.
-
3 RepliesOh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.
