Just a few minutes ago I was playing Iron Banner. I jumped into the air, shot a guy with my shotgun, and immediately flew backwards into a wall and died...he did not die.
It would of actually been funny however, I was on a 8 kill streak when it happened.
What are some of the weirdest Misadventures that have happened to you?
Edit 1: Just woke up, 2078 replies!!!!! Thanks to all involved , I enjoyed reading these!!!(
Original Date of Post: July 29, 2015
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shoulder charged an explosive barrel... #shouldaseenthatcoming
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In trials A blade dancer was hitting me with his super. It did no damage but sent me flying across the map into a wall.
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I was chessing the bridge encounter I'm crota. I jumped down from the tower. I was in my Titan, I hit my jump before I hit the ground. I hovered as long as I could to lose the momentum. I let go of X and died. I hit the ground as hit as I would if I just jumped of the tower.
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In poe i waited at one of the doors so i could spawn pawn some dregs. Im all like "mu-uh fckin dreg is gon suck on the end of my found verdict" The door opens and i see this dreg, he is shaking, pee is collecting in his ass- pants, his little stumps where his other arms used to be are trying to wipe away his tears. Seconds pass as i ponder what kind of shoes i will from his dead body. I realise that my new platforms is not leaving the spawn. I become angry. I want these platforms! I start trying to melee him through the invisible barrier. The melee button is starting to melt off my controller. Then...i hear a familiar sound. A sound i felt i heard not too long ago. Then fckin BAM! The door closes on me and i get sent flying across the map! As i look over my incompetent ghost who does nothing other than float over my dead body like a fckin hippo that gorged itself on too many Africans, i see the dreg prance out of the door...
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I LOVE PETRA
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Today a warlock meleed me and I flew halfway across the map. If you see a Hunter shaped stain on a wall on rusted lands, that's me.
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Warsat landed on me for a public event...i was just speeding along with no intention of stopping and BAM dead with a warsat on top of me
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A buddy and I were patroling Venus and we glitches with the sparrow into the vault and we tried an hour just attempting to get out and about 5 more randoms followed us in so it was like a little party
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Stuck titan with tripmine. He shoulder charged, my grenade killed me, and my body was launched into near orbit.
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Popping a bubble mid air with a cabal hitting me and it changed gravity to up.... Just kept floating in the super motion
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Hitting an Oracle with my knife and being hit back into a wall and dying
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One time it was the valus Nightfall. No one was online, so I was soloing it. When I got to Valus, all of the infantry pool out on me, and all melee me. I'm a warlock so I self resd. I got to Valus, and I was in a time crunch so I did the cheese were you go up onto the lamp post. So, I whip out my handy LDR, and it has Richocheting Rounds. So I aim at his head, but there is one spot that is clear in the lamp, but has an invisible wall. So I aim, shoot, and the round ricocheted and hit me in the head and I died. I laughed my f***ing ass off lol! Also RIP in pepperonies
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It's happened to me a few times already, and I think I figured it out. I jump and land on a pointy rock and die. It's not the height that kills me, it's a small pointy rock, I swear.
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Tron Bonne
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I shot a truth at a Praetorian once it flew past, praetorian teleported 3 times was practically in my face, truth is the truth hurts it did an arc loop and killed both the praetorian and myself. I also once got dick punched by a cabal, apparently the impact was so brutal it not only crushed my hunters pelvic bone it slammed me into the wall, (same death I got T-bagged by Cabal Captain (well he was glitched on the stairs but it still looked like a T-bag).
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Was playing POE I was a warlock and inside of a Titan bubble I went to melee a cabal with a shield and got blasted back into a wall and died. I'm not sure what happened but it was fun.
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I've been killed by blink strike some one from behind then just went flying off the map for half a mile my clan mates just started laughing
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I was running towards an Oracle that just spawned in Vault of Glass to destroy it with Found Verdict, and randomly died. Still baffled over that death to this day.
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Jumped of sparrow FoH a group Aoe hits sparrow Sparrow blows up and super speeds into me. All that equaled One dead titan
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I was doing the Mars strike, I got into one of the interceptors but it took too much damage so I got off of it, moments after I get off, I die. Turns out the Interceptor ran me over when I got off of it. So much for that 9,000 xp bounty.
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I landed on Mars and rode my Sparrow to the edge of a cliff overlooking the cabal and the vex. I jump of my sparrow as it nears the edge, into the building below. I checked my surroundings, but I forgot to check above me because a second later my sparrow fell from the cliff onto my guardian. Someone at Bungie was probably laughing their ass off.
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In crucible a random box flew into the air and hit me in the head. Instantly killing me.
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Probably my favorite accidental misadventures were in Trials. If a hunter has Blink Strike available and knifes you mid-air there is a chance where he can send you flying light speed XD Happened to me twice one game lol Best game
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In the PoE Cabal Arena, I meleed a phalanx from behind. Went THROUGH the front side of the shield Ended up blink striking the wall of the Arena Died from wall impact Then the phalanx shield smashed my dead corpse just to run it in.
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Some dude on my team had death from above and used fist of panic, and I was in midair. My teammate basically smooshed me and I died from it. To clarify, It says I died from the architects, All 6 of the enemies were across the map, no one near me
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Man it was me! I melled you and you wnt across the map that was himarious haha x)