Love them or hate them, expect to find some or all of the below this week! Who's ready for another glorious week of:
- Horrible lag-filled servers
- Cheaters who spam lag switches/standby buttons and drop their connection speeds through network settings..AKA The Red Bar Brigade :-(
- Head glitchers...Don't worry, I see you bro!
- Final round casuals...Headshots to the Toe!
- Felwinter's Crutches...Shotty Sniping Scrubs!
- Thorn Tardians...Scotty's on Fire!
- Last Word Losers...CQB that's so OP
- Red Death dildos...It's that time of the month, there will be blood...
- Hawkmoon...I can't speak ill of Hawk-Awesome
- Hopscotch Peasants...The failed Experiment...
- Suros Scrubs...Really bruh, you're still using that!?
- Vex Vaginas...Better grab some Monostat 7!
- Self-Rezing Corpses AKA The Flaming Gingers
- Bubble Popping Bitches AKA Popping Michael Buble's
- Blade Dancing Dumb Shits...just run the other way!
- Gun Slinging Sally's...AKA Shit Hide!
- Nova Bombing Asshats AKA Purple Rain
- Fist of Panic Pu$$ies - AKA The Smash Monkey!
There will be sweat and there will be lag!!!
Edit: I don't hate all these things, I'm just helping you get the hate bashing outta your system and learn to love what we know of as Iron Lag Banner! Love them or hate them you will see all of the above and hopefully emerge victorious!!!
[spoiler]I can't f.u.cking wait, I love steam rolling over them with my Fireteam!!![/spoiler]
EDIT: 163 replies, let's get to 1000 at the end of opening day! Come back and share your experiences and come up with new names to my list!
Edit: I'm actually at the airport about the fly out of town, but you bet you're ass I'm bringing my PS4 with me! I travel a ton so it's a regular thing! Some hotel connections are better than others though...
Edit: Iron Lag Banner is now LIVE! Good luck y'all, I'm going for the Spear Sniper Rifle! With Black Hammer getting Nerfed into the ground I'll need a good Solar Sniper. What are y'all going for, share below:
Edit: After a brief round I got up to Rank 2.25. My best game I had a 3.86 K/D. Most kills in a game was 29.
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How are y'all fairing in IB?