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7/29/2015 1:40:02 PM
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*something small walks up your arm*
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"What the" [b]as I shake it off[/b]
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*The crow hisses at you and claws your hand with its talons*
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[b]I punch the crow as my wound heals rapidly[/b]
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*it pecks you in the eye then flies away*
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"The hell was that?"
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 7/29/2015 2:20:00 PM*it comes back and pecks you in the eye again then flies away* [spoiler]crows can recognize faces and are known to hold a grudge[/spoiler]
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"What do you have against me you stupid crow!" [b]as I start swatting at it[/b]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 7/29/2015 2:25:46 PM*it speaks in a female voice* You keep swatting at me and I'm not stupid
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"Well then stop hurting me. Even though it doesn't do much"
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*she hisses at you again then leaves*
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"That's right you better leave"
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*you can hear her coming back* [spoiler]I suppose it's time for a murder of crows[/spoiler]
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"Great now your coming back" [spoiler]its really hard to kill meh[/spoiler]
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*a large group of crows land on the ground surrounding you* [spoiler]it's not supposed to kill you it's to torture you[/spoiler]
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[b]I grab my gun[/b]"Whut"
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*they all hiss and look like a sea of black as they close in on you*
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"I will shoot ye'
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*they all fly at you and start clawing off pieces of your flesh*
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"Ok, just so know I don't feel pain like a normal person that's why I can do this" [b]I pull out two grenades[/b]
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*they keep clawing anyways*
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Edited by Poisoned Argon: 7/29/2015 3:07:00 PM[b]I pull the pins[/b]"astal beasts"
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*they stop clawing at your flesh*
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"Aww are scared now" [b]as the grenades explode[/b]
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*they vanish before the grenades detonate*
