I've been really sick for the past week. My other symptoms have passed, but I still have a really irritating pain in my throat when I gulp. Any suggestions?
Things I've tried:
Aspirin
Soup
Tea
Vitamin C
Semen (no homo)
Cough Syrup
Cough Drops
Slat Water
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Pour Dihydrogen Monoxide and Potassium down your throat at the same time. If that doesn't work, drink nitroglycerin and do jumping jacks.