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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/29/2015 1:25:49 AM
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Honestly, I suck at this. If I could just upload startegies into you cyborgs it would be easy.
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Well, we could try fighting you now.
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*I laugh* You can try if you wish. You make the first move.
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Fine. *the dog bites your leg* *the giant one tackles you*
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*I teleport behind you* Try again *I point at you and a lazer comes out of my finger* If you can beat me you will be ready.
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*I roll out of the way* *the mini one starts climbing your back* *the stealth one goes invisible* *the big one stabs you with the claws* *the dog keeps biting your leg*
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*I teleport into the air and hit them off of me* Jeez....you try to hard. *I begin a fire tornado*
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*the mini one lands on the dog and they run* *the normal one stays on the giant ones back and he shoots at you while running* *the stealth one goes visible and is a collar around your neck* *he chokes you* *I spray water at the tornado*
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*I break the collar in half* To many people...... *I start a lightning tornado to combine with the fire tornado* Now for those two..... *I shoot a lazer at them the size of two busses*
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*the collar reconnects but as a cyborg and stabs you* [spoiler]what two[/spoiler] *I start running*
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[spoiler]the normal and giant one[/spoiler] I guess it could not be helped.... *I activate my fear status causing them to see their fears in eachother*
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*they all fight*
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*I laugh as I watch them fight eachother*
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*the stealth one is still on you* *he sees you as his fear and stabs your eye*
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Gah! *I grab him and begin melting him with fire*
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Try Xbox.com
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What?
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*he turns into a knife himself* *which involves you getting stabbed in the hand* *I shoot a rocket and they dodge it which it then hits you in the crotch*
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*I dodge it* Wow. *I throw the stealth one into you*
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*it hits me knocking me back* *the dog runs after you with the midget on it's back* *the dog jumps on you and the midget kicks you in the after jumping off the dog*
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*I grab the dogs throught and throw him into a tree breaking his back and I break the midgets skull*
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*midget doesn't have a skull its a full on robot* *I heal the dog* *it comes back angrier and meaner* *it jumps and bites your neck*
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*I teleport behind you* You have done well.... But i gotta take a nap. *my ship flies by and I jump on and fly away*
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Great. *they all leave*
