I've been really sick for the past week. My other symptoms have passed, but I still have a really irritating pain in my throat when I gulp. Any suggestions?
Things I've tried:
Aspirin
Soup
Tea
Vitamin C
Semen (no homo)
Cough Syrup
Cough Drops
Slat Water
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Tie a rope like this to a sturdy overhead fixture and then wrap it around your neck. Jump and wait until your throat magically restores itself.
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Swallow a block of pure sodium
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1. Aquire arsenic, water, sulfuric acid, cyanide capsules, a chainsaw, a spoon, and a glass. 2. Pour the water in the glass. 3. Drink the water. 4. Rest until your throat is healed. 5. Break the glass. 6. Jam everything from the above list into your throat. And that's how you kill two birds with one stone; helped one guy with his throat problem, and relieved the world of one shitposter.
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Pour Dihydrogen Monoxide and Potassium down your throat at the same time. If that doesn't work, drink nitroglycerin and do jumping jacks.
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Cum in it
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Edited by U R My ChewToy: 7/29/2015 2:58:31 AMCum Edit: didnt read the whole thing
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This dick. [spoiler]8=========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================>[/spoiler]
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Rip out your throat. It won't feel sore, 100% guaranteed
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Tell Recon that you are taking his beer. I've heard that when he rips your throat out, you can't even see his hand moving.
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Neck some wiener
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You know what's good for a sore throat? If you lick my butthole.
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If you chug sodium hypochlorite mixed with water, it'll instantly go away. A little trick I learned in med school.
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You haven't tried honey?
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Horse semen mixed with honey.
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>obtain a guillotine >place throat in guillotine >get volunteer to trigger guillotine >??? >profit 100% chance of getting rid of sore throat, may get rid of head too
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Edited by Baconator119: 7/29/2015 2:41:47 AMTry not choking on so much dick. I know it can be hard (lol), as you're OP and it is manditory that you be a fgt... but please try to keep it clean.
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By getting deep throated
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Quit suckin dick
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Get rid of your throat.
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Dammit Steven get the f u c k of your phone and go make me a damn sand which you stupid ass pussy ass bitch!
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Deep throating.
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Edited by Radical Edward: 7/29/2015 1:50:23 AMMy family and anyone who has tried it, swears by pineapple juice for fixing a sore throat. It certainly wouldn't hurt.
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[i]I heard Noble's cum is pretty good for that[/i] What? Who said that?
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Quit sucking dick a lot
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Gargle some boiling salt water.
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gargle saltwater.