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And I have to take a fat shit. Only problem is that I'm at work.... I don't want to Pearl Harbor the bathroom here because last time I did, some old dude walked in when I was leaving and it was awkward af.
So flood, wat do?
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Del Taco, you say? FR E SHA VACO DO
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Shit fat
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Good man
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Edited by Rat: 7/28/2015 9:16:39 PMFirst things first find a bathroom, then explode.
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Go in the sink.
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Congratulations.
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Reading about Taco Bell makes me shìt lol
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Leave a nasty little surprise for an annoying coworker...
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Prepare your anus
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Shit in a bag, and throw it away
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You serious? So what you're telling me is you don't take pride in annihilating a bathroom? One of the noblest acts a man can perform is to drop a gnarly shit, face the toilet, salute, and leave the bathroom knowing that you have just conquered a whole room with odor potent enough to destroy the gods.
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Be proud of making a fat-ass stench
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Just sit in the sink and do it. Anyone who walks in will walk right back out.
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Ew, I'd never eat there
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I read the title and instantly thought "poor OP'S anus"
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Edited by Ling Lings Head: 7/28/2015 9:23:42 PMThere are ways to reduce the smell. Try flushing while sitting on the toilet. Flush as soon as the first load of tacos comes out. Repeat the process until all poop has left you body.