I have decided to hear confession for you all. You do not have to be religious or of any particular religion to participate.
Lay all of your sins and transgressions and I shall wipe your slate clean.
NO SIN IS TOO BIG!
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I once fapped at work in the bathroom stall while the guy in the next stall over dropped a dumb & dumber style poop. It was tough but I stayed focused and finished. I either need forgiveness or a medal, not sure which.....