I have decided to hear confession for you all. You do not have to be religious or of any particular religion to participate.
Lay all of your sins and transgressions and I shall wipe your slate clean.
NO SIN IS TOO BIG!
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned! I have journeyed far into the desolate lands of desire to quench a thirst known only to human men! I have flexed my rights as a cis-gendered white male and have not kissed the lands upon which my superior female overlords lay their waste!