No, seriously. A breakfast fit for champions should consist of eggs. You should eat eggs, because I eat eggs. What are you waiting for? Break those little suckers open, and release that sweet golden nectar from its prison.
Scrambled eggs are extremely easy, and I use them a lot to just eat with fried rice in the morning. Being Asian has it's strange perks.
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Eggs that turn into cute baby chicks are rad, also left over vodka and oj, bacon, potaters, and the French toast you learned how to make that day via YouTube is a true breakfast of champions. Remember: [spoiler]dip & flip, dip & flip [/spoiler]