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7/28/2015 2:28:14 AM
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I would like to apply for a job. Sorry I'm walking weird, my heel broke when I got out of the cab.
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Nobody call an ambulance! He can sue and we don't have the budget for it!
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*Slaps you* "You fool."
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*punches in the throat* "Don't you know you're not supposed to hit women?"
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"Exaggerating choking noises" [i]lasts 2 full minutes[/i] You b*tch! *Goes in for the fist to the face*
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Edited by Deceiver: 7/29/2015 4:12:25 AMEverybody calm down! Until we can file some forms that prevent us from being sued! Then beat the shît out of each other. This hotels budget is hard to manage. *wink*
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F*CK YOU! SHE HIT ME MOTHERF*CKER! *Punches Ark65ret*
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WHATEVER YOU DO JUST SIGN THE FORMS HERE AND HERE!
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*Slaps it on the ground!* I don't want to hear your sh*t.
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Alright, then fight in the basement. That way, the hotel makes a little bit of money that way. It's better than the bum fights we've been having down there.
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*Pulls out gun and shoots NO_time_4_dat* Wasn't doing anything anyways. *Points gun at the forms and fires shots at the forms*
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*self-resurrects* "Ha! You think you're going to get off that easy?!" *pulls out gun and shoots Iputtie right between the eyes*
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"Don't worry, I won't sue. I don't need the money. Let's just say I get payed to...*smiles*...put people to sleep..... I just wanted the job because......let's just say putting people to sleep gets boring after awhile" *grins*
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*minutes later* The cops arrive to see NO_time_4_dat standing over my body. They then cuff you, and put in the cab
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Edited by NoTimeWhatsoever: 7/29/2015 7:27:02 AMI tell the cops it was self defense, they find evidence to prove it, and the cops drop the charges.
