"Hello sir, I'd like to get away from my wife, and have a bit of [b]me [/b]time... I'll just need a night. And... Do you know a website were I can find 'exotic' male hookers? And to narrow your search preferences male, hookers, midget, hardcore... Long lasting. When or, if you find/try to find an exotic website where I can purchase these items use the things I listed as search preferences. And umm, you can join too."
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You could use our lobby computer. *points to computers in corner* After your done, you might want to clear the history. Any requirements for the room you want?
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I'd like my- Well... What [b]kinky[/b] optional rooms do you have?
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The Vice Presidential suite has two beds a special setting for romantic lights.
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Hmm. Not exactly what I wanted but it'll do right? How much for 2 nights?
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Currently, that's about $200 for two nights. Would you like to wait for a lower price or look for a different room?
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No, the fun musn't wait.
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The Vice Presidential suite is on the twelfth floor, ninth door to your right. It has double doors. Here's your key. *hands room key*
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*slaps it on the ground, points gun at you* I lied, I want all your money ;).
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Well, you're not going to get it.
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*Puts gun down* Can I still get the room?
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Not after you point a gun at my head.
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I'll quadruple the original price! For a standard hotel room!