If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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Yes, I am going to make an intelligent reply to this ridiculous topic. People put the word wolf in their name because it means something to them. Wether they were raised by wolves (you don't know), have had an experience with wolves, or have just owned a dog, they clearly have some form of interest and connection, big or small. You, however, said, "This, and This, boom, name." No fu[i]u[/i]ks given. No form of attachment what so ever. Do you even like your name? That isn't really fair on the people who actually care. Wether or not this is b8, I can't say. Maybe you did it for shits and giggles, and I sound like a pleb. Whatever.