Love them or hate them, expect to find some or all of the below this week! Who's ready for another glorious week of:
- Horrible lag-filled servers
- Cheaters who spam lag switches/standby buttons and drop their connection speeds through network settings..AKA The Red Bar Brigade :-(
- Head glitchers...Don't worry, I see you bro!
- Final round casuals...Headshots to the Toe!
- Felwinter's Crutches...Shotty Sniping Scrubs!
- Thorn Tardians...Scotty's on Fire!
- Last Word Losers...CQB that's so OP
- Red Death dildos...It's that time of the month, there will be blood...
- Hawkmoon...I can't speak ill of Hawk-Awesome
- Hopscotch Peasants...The failed Experiment...
- Suros Scrubs...Really bruh, you're still using that!?
- Vex Vaginas...Better grab some Monostat 7!
- Self-Rezing Corpses AKA The Flaming Gingers
- Bubble Popping Bitches AKA Popping Michael Buble's
- Blade Dancing Dumb Shits...just run the other way!
- Gun Slinging Sally's...AKA Shit Hide!
- Nova Bombing Asshats AKA Purple Rain
- Fist of Panic Pu$$ies - AKA The Smash Monkey!
There will be sweat and there will be lag!!!
Edit: I don't hate all these things, I'm just helping you get the hate bashing outta your system and learn to love what we know of as Iron Lag Banner! Love them or hate them you will see all of the above and hopefully emerge victorious!!!
[spoiler]I can't f.u.cking wait, I love steam rolling over them with my Fireteam!!![/spoiler]
EDIT: 163 replies, let's get to 1000 at the end of opening day! Come back and share your experiences and come up with new names to my list!
Edit: I'm actually at the airport about the fly out of town, but you bet you're ass I'm bringing my PS4 with me! I travel a ton so it's a regular thing! Some hotel connections are better than others though...
Edit: Iron Lag Banner is now LIVE! Good luck y'all, I'm going for the Spear Sniper Rifle! With Black Hammer getting Nerfed into the ground I'll need a good Solar Sniper. What are y'all going for, share below:
Edit: After a brief round I got up to Rank 2.25. My best game I had a 3.86 K/D. Most kills in a game was 29.
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How are y'all fairing in IB?
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You mean iron bonner?
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Me and my Red Death (Hunter) and Suros (Titan) will be there, but no worries I'm not that good.
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After a brief round I got up to Rank 2.25. My best game I had a 3.86 K/D. Most kills in a game was 29.
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Meeeee!!
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Just lost five matches in a row. Felwinter scrubs. If it wasn't for the etheric light I'd stay the -blam!- out.
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Flaccid iron banana...
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Does NF xp boost work for IB?
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Anyone else here like IB more than regular Crucible?
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-blam!- this there better be something I don't have like the shotgun or rocket
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Except lag and cheaters, rest of those things are just part of game mechanics. Its a year almost, should've been aligned to the game and your sense of "fair". As for lag switcher/cheater - have only seen in like 1 is 50-100 games on average. And general lag - often its not noticeable unless it gets really maddening, which again is once in a long while, not like always or most games.
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Did you just bitch about everything in crucible that's good?
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Edited by Lion: 7/28/2015 6:49:32 PMKinda really dumb list... Not even funny. Suros is the dumbest out of all, Suros is still s tank, maybe if you use it you'll see. Im using that and hawkmoon, and thorn if the entire enemy team is using, fight fire with fire!
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I HATE the term head glitching. It's not a glitch, it's using cover.
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Iron Lagger
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I am but, I'm not grinding hours and hours anymore, I'll wait until Saturday to start. With all the xp boosts it's better to wait until Saturday or Sunday anyway, you hit rank 5 no problem.
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I'll probably start on Saturday or Sunday
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Sorry for being a scrub but I always heard people talking about head glitching, what is it?
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1. Never experienced lag in IB 2. I dont why people complain about all the guns in IB. All the good crucible players are bringing in the good guns to get to IB rank five and you will to. Its not like there going to show up with a fusion rifle against thorns and last words. You wanna use the best stuff.
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I like this. You forgot hardlight with you know the balance didn't happen yet right?
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Peer 2 Peer networking no servers for crucible
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Mere I'm ready
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YEAH MORE IRON BOEHNER
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Unfortunately, I will be playing in the lag banner. I just hope it won't be as laggy as the last lag banner.
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Depends on the Gear , my Titan has The old chest piece and Helm , so i might run my Hunter
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Lord saladass better have helmets!