Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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"Listen, if you guys get married and have a kid, and when he's 8 he [i]accidentally[/i] sets fire to the living room rug, take it easy on him."