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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/27/2015 7:35:13 PM
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[b][i]he makes a small cut on your arm, and a few drops of blood fall out. A human looking spirit walks up to you. "You are my master" it says. "Shape me to your will"[/i][/b]
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Hmm. *I make it look like me* I'm gonna call you Tubbs 2.
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[b][i]"don't think that because it looks like you, it gets the favours too."[/i][/b]
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I know. Now, can I use the rest of the arm for a weapon?
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[b][i]"yes you can, but the spirit was what I created for you. Also, it's glowing. I think option 2 is about to happen" Vulcan says as it spontaneously combusts.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]WHAT HAPPENED[/spoiler] *I put a tip of the arm in the spirit before it blows up*
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[spoiler]remember, I said 50-50 chance the arm doesn't explode. I rolled a dice, and the arm blew up.[/spoiler] [b][i]a massive hole appears in Tubbs 2, which quickly heals[/i][/b]
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Crap. [spoiler]bruh[/spoiler] Well, *I hand Tubbs 2 the map* Go get me the residence. Fill it with all different races.
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[spoiler]how hard is it to get another arm?[/spoiler] "Yes, master" Tubbs 2 says, and takes off sprinting.
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[spoiler]true[/spoiler] Alright Vulcan. I will eventually be back with another arm. And, does Tubbs 2 have all my abilities and weapons?
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[b][i]"fine" Vulcan says "but it may require another favour."[/i][/b] [spoiler]and no, he has whatever you give him, but him not being a spirit anymore, he can use anything around him as a weapon. Abilities, he has them, but to a far lesser extent, and a few abilities of his own (basic mind control, pass through walls, teleport to you, etc.) [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] Alright. What could I get with a robotic arm? The guy who I got this arm from has his other arm robotic.
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[b][i]*looks at you* may I suggest taking it from someone who already has both there arms, the weapon tends to be stronger"[/i][/b] *you hear me hammering away in the forge*
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Wait? What about a head? I cut this guys off because he was killing hostages he took. *I pull a head out of my bag* [spoiler]i actually did to a character named Agent 8[/spoiler]
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[b][i]"Your one of the few mortals I actually enjoy having around. But heads are prefect. I would have to make a mace though. Can't make a sword if you still want the skin on it.[/i][/b]
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Thanks. What magical properties can the mace have?
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[b][i]"a lot of things. I could make it sentient, and talk to you. I could allow it to cast an "all-seeing cone" in front of you. This allows you to see anyone invisible, and allows night vision. And many others. Just ask and I'll see.[/i][/b]
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What about it being able to talk, move on it's own, and transform into a dagger that I mentioned before?
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[b][i]i can do 1 and 3, but I may require another favour as payment.[/i][/b]
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Fine. What favor?
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[b][i]Ah, screw it! Since I like you, I'll do it for free.[/i][/b]
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Yes! *I throw him the head and dance*
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[b][i]Vulcan goes into his forge, with the head and you hear him hammering away.[/i][/b]
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*dancing intensifies*
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*you see me come out, and I have a new arm, it's made of obsidian and lava (lava at the shoulders, elbows and the hand (minus the fingers) and obsidian everywhere else).* "What do ya think?"
