Why [i]should[/i] you have sex with it?

Actual conversation between me and someone else alien_human: Do gjallarhorns get horny when they see Cabal? Me: Well, I know everyone else goes flaccid, why wouldn't gjallarhorns? alien_human: Is it safe to say that when a gjallarhorn sees a cabal, it gets fingered and shiny white stuff sprays from a hard tube...and multiple smaller particles track their targets? So, I guess you could couldn't you? In fact, by this logic, don't you every time you use it?

Does the question want an honest answer?