Seriously guys, I'm really hung over and this is like staring at headlights.
Something like this would look very nice, I imagine.
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Or we could just have the old site back which nobody had any issues with (except maybe a staff that was a bit uptight at times). In all seriousness the fact that there used to be a dark theme that had since been taken out and then never even talked about again is just a blatant oversight by the web team.