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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/26/2015 6:46:55 PM
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*I dodge it for a minute and stab him with his ribcage bone*
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*he grabs the bone* Worthless. *he goes full dragon and grabs you in his mouth*
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Holy shìt! *I teleport onto his back* My god.....! *I begin melting his scales with my hands*
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*spikes come out of his back and stab you* *he goes back to normal*
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*I fall onto the ground* I never got my cofee when I woke up. *I fall back asleep on the tree*
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*he kicks you off the tree* Come, with me. *he starts running*
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*I follow him sleepily*
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*he arrives near Tubbs* Smaug:What happened!?!? *Tubbs watches Sal ride away in his vehicle without his arm*
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....what happened?
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He tried to take the sword. He stabbed it on the ground and I put a portal there. He put his arm in the portal to grab it. Then I closed the portal. Also, he hit me in the balls. *I puke on you*
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*I heal you*
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Thanks. Follow me. *I walk in my ship*
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*I follow you*
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*I go in my trophy room and you see Sal's arm holding the sword*
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Well......that is interesting.
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So, should I give his arm back or...
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Keep it as a suvenier.
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I'll make it into a weapon. One that is the only thing strong enough to defeat Sal.
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Defeat or kill? Also if it can kill gods, I will have to disagree with you on this.
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Kill. But I won't do that. And, any weapon can kill a God. You just have to use it right.
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Not any weapon.
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Oh well. This will only be used against Sal.
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Ok. Dont kill our version just kill the ones trying to murder ninja.
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Alright. Also the one's trying to murder me.
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Then kill that version.
