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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/26/2015 6:08:32 PM
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*I wake up* What is going on? Why are you not cowering in fear?
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I have no fear. Now, I wish to fight you.
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1. I'm bored. 2. To train.
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*I get off the tree* You first.
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*he makes his dragon claws come out of his hands* *he swings his claws at you*
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*I teleport behind him* You should be careful, I have fought many dragons. *I stab him in his elbow*
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*I turn around slashing again*
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*I appear above you* Try again. *I send a lightning bolt at you*
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*he absorbs it and lightening starts go around him* Big mistake. *he makes his dragon wings come out but they are made of lightening* *he tackles you and you get electrocuted every second he touches you*
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[spoiler]immune to electricity :p[/spoiler] Fool..... *I rip off his right wing and stab him with my sword*
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*the wing slaps you before you can*
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*I shove my hand into his stomach and tip out a peice of his ribcage*
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*he breathes fire at you*
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*I dodge it for a minute and stab him with his ribcage bone*
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*he grabs the bone* Worthless. *he goes full dragon and grabs you in his mouth*
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Holy shìt! *I teleport onto his back* My god.....! *I begin melting his scales with my hands*
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*spikes come out of his back and stab you* *he goes back to normal*
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*I fall onto the ground* I never got my cofee when I woke up. *I fall back asleep on the tree*
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*he kicks you off the tree* Come, with me. *he starts running*
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*I follow him sleepily*
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*he arrives near Tubbs* Smaug:What happened!?!? *Tubbs watches Sal ride away in his vehicle without his arm*
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....what happened?
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He tried to take the sword. He stabbed it on the ground and I put a portal there. He put his arm in the portal to grab it. Then I closed the portal. Also, he hit me in the balls. *I puke on you*
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*I heal you*
