*sees a protest post* *bangs head on desk ten times* *goes to gun store* *grabs a desert eagle of the shelf* *shoots his dick off* *puts the dick in a brown paper bag* *takes a shit in the paper bag doggy style* *takes you're copy of destiny* *lays it on a pedestal* *writes you're name on it* *pisses on you're copy of destiny* *makes miley cyrus lick you're copy of destiny* *laughs* *puts you're copy of destiny back on your shelf* *laughs again* *plays more destiny till bored* *gets called a destical a million times* *laughs again* *dumps low fat milk in paper bag* *puts paper bag outside in the sun* *waits a week* *milk tastes like donkey piss* *laughs even more* *puts paper bag on you're porch* *rings bell* *i hide behind bush* *you answer door* *you rant about destiny for no reason* *feels bad for you* *you take bag* *you drink rotten milk* *throws up* *you open bag* *you throw up* *I throw my gun at you're head* *takes a nailed baseball bat* *smacks you're head* *i put my shit in you're mouth* *i make you eat it* *puts cut off dick in you're mouth* *this is not gay* *takes a picture* *posts it on twitter* *you cry* *i laugh* *i shove my desert eagle up my ass* *pulls trigger* *shits out gunpowder* *jerks off to girlfriends breasts* *that was not a joke* *looks back on you're protest post* *shoves a katana up my mouth* *goes to bed* *does the same thing tomorrow*